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Dodi and Diana wanted a wedding made in heaven ...

Versace was sent up first to get the wedding gown and decorative preparations done for the occasion.

Then D & D went on together.

Mother Teresa went next to bless the couple.

An invitation was sent to Elton John to sing at the service but somehow it was misdirected and went to John Denver instead.


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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.


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Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette - "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"


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What's the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?

The East Germans survived the wall.


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If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

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