Princess Diana Jokes

Princess Diana · Dodi Al-Fayed · Gianni Versace

Dodi and Diana wanted a wedding made in heaven ...

Versace was sent up first to get the wedding gown and decorative preparations done for the occasion.

Then D & D went on together.

Mother Teresa went next to bless the couple.

An invitation was sent to Elton John to sing at the service but somehow it was misdirected and went to John Denver instead.

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Princess Diana · Pink Floyd · Walls

What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.

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Princess Diana · Hunger · Mercedes

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Diana can't stop either.

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Princess Diana · Casper The Ghost · Walls

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

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Princess Diana · Mobile Phones · Tunnels

Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

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