Princess Diana Jokes

Weddings · Princess Diana · Elton John

Dodi and Diana wanted a wedding made in heaven ...

Versace was sent up first to get the wedding gown and decorative preparations done for the occasion.

Then D & D went on together.

Mother Teresa went next to bless the couple.

An invitation was sent to Elton John to sing at the service but somehow it was misdirected and went to John Denver instead.

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Princess Diana · Walls · Ghosts · Differences

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

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Princess Diana · Michael Jackson · Elton John

Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette - "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"

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Hearts · Dashboards · Princess Diana · Cars

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

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Princess Diana · East Germans · Walls · Germans

What's the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?

The East Germans survived the wall.

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