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What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA
It's been 25 years since his first moonwalk.
Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song
1) Roxette - "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"1
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"