Jokes - Patients
Patient Jokes
Patients 1 Quote | A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet. I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why can't you?" The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her and said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down." 1 Comment · Single View  Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first." Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live." Patient: "24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?" Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday." 3 Comments · Single View
 A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."0 Comments · Single View Doctor: "Look, you're going to have to stop masturbating." Patient: "Why?" Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!" 1 Comment · Single View |
