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Violists · Music
radioWhat's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.
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Violists · Music
drumsetHow can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.
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Viola · Notes · Music
radioHow do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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Violists · Washing Machines · Music
washing machineWhat's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?

Vibrato.
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