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Armies
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Pianos
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Majors
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Army Bases
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
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Sopranos
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Violists
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Cliffs
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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares?
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Violists
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Bows
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Violins
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Tunes
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.
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Cellos
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Violins
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Beautiful
How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a violin.
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Violists
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Solos
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Pianissimo
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
Mark it "solo".
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?