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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.


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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

Who cares?


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How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.


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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin.


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How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?

Mark it "solo".


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