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Violins
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a violin.
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Piccolos
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How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
Shoot one.
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Violists
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How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
Mark it "solo".
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Violists
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How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.
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Violists
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What's the definition of a minor second?
Two violists playing in unison.
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