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Armies
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Pianos
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Music
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Majors
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Army Bases
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
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Piccolos
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Fifes
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Musicians
Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
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Cellos
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Violins
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Music
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Beautiful
How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a violin.
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Piccolos
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Music
How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
Shoot one.
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Violists
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Music
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
Mark it "solo".
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?