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Piccolos
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Music
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Unison
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Shoots
How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
Shoot one.
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Violists
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Music
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.
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Piccolos
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Wives
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Musicians
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Fifes
Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
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Violists
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Music
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
Mark it "solo".
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Violists
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Washing Machines
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Music
What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
Vibrato.
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How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?