Music Jokes

How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin.

How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?

Shoot one.

How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?

Mark it "solo".

How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.

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