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Piccolos · Music · Unison · Shoots
drumsetHow do you get two piccolos to play in unison?

Shoot one.
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Violists · Music
radioHow can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.
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Piccolos · Wives · Music · Musicians · Fifes
woman,rosesTwo musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"

The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
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Violists · Music
electric guitarHow do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?

Mark it "solo".
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Violists · Washing Machines · Music
washing machineWhat's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?

Vibrato.
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