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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Bernie Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh my god!" she screamed, "Bernie Schwartz is dead!"

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A Chinese man goes to a funeral home. He says to the mortician:

炸弹威胁或可疑物品应始终受到重视。您对炸弹威胁作出反应的速度和安全程度如何可以挽救生命,包括您自己的生命。你该怎么办?

下面列出的指南和资源概述了炸弹威胁或可疑物品的详细程序,将帮助您在这些事件中做好准备并做出适当反应。     ~ Bill Gates Son

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