64 jokes about mornings
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.53 → Joke
What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?47 → Joke
Pack his lunch and send him to work.
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?20 → Joke
She wants to be the first lady.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?40 → Joke
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"21 → JokeNext page Back to home