This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a
button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the
handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my
hand. Now I'm afraid to
pee.
The morning after an all-night
honeymoon expert virtuoso performance in
bed, the somewhat amazed but blissfully happy newlywed wife snuggles up to her new hubby and says, "Darling, you are just wonderful. Last night was simply amazing. May I ask how many others were there before me?"
After a few moments of silence, the wife becomes a little testy and says, "Come on, I know there must have been some - I'm waiting."
And "Captain Experience" takes a deep breath and says, "Hang on sweetheart, I'm still
counting."