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2 jokes about mornings


This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

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What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.

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