Idiot Jokes

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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Idiots · Husbands · Doctors · Pregnancy

A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Idiots · Experiences · Arguing

Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

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Unix · Idiots · Friendly · Ignorant

Unix *is* user friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.

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Idiots · Dogs

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.

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