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    Fishing · Dynamite
    No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day ...

    Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish.

    The game warden told him that this was illegal.

    The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said "Are you going to fish or talk?"
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    Fishing · Husbands · Affairs
    businessman_6.gif"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend.

    "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane.

    "Well, maybe he is having an affair?"

    "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."
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    Fishing · Husbands · Penis
    businessman_6.gifI think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
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    Fishing · Wives · Men
    woman_roses.gifJim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

    "Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

    "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

    "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange trout."

    "Why's that?"

    "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange trout. That's what she'd like for supper tonight."
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    Fishing · Idios · God · Rink
    One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."

    He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."

    He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."

    He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"

    "No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."
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