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Ducks · Elephants · Feet · Fires · Animals
elephantWhy do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.
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Pregnancy · Breasts · Feet · Bladders
Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder.
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Lepers · Speed · Feet
Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.
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