Jokes - Cucumbers


 


Doctors · Bananas · Cucumbers · Carrots · Men
caveman,foodA guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
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Nuns · Suspicions · Cucumbers · Definitions
What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
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