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Chuck Norris
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God
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Pastors
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Church
In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin." Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"
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Chuck Norris
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Diamonds
What's harder than a diamond? Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris
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Military
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Bombs
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Damage
The U.S Military has stopped dropping bombs in Iraq, and started dropping Chuck Norris, because he's cheaper and he does more damage.
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Spelling
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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin." Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"