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Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris
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Diamonds
What's harder than a diamond? Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris
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Harry S. Truman
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Bombs
Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris
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Push Ups
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Earth
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
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Chuck Norris
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God
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Pastors
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Church
In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin." Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"
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Chuck Norris
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Reading
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Books
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he simply stares the book down till he gets the information he wants.
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In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin." Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he simply stares the book down till he gets the information he wants.