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Chuck Norris
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Dark
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Fears
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Nightlights
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight ... not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris
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Cockroaches
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Wars
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Scientists
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris
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Babies
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Sex
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Apple Pies
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Pies
Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?
Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.
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Chuck Norris
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Spoons
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Knives
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Killing
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.
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Gods
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Chuck Norris
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Churches
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Pastors
In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."
Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?
In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."