Chuck Norris Jokes (5)

God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses a live rattlesnake.

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

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