Chuck Norris Jokes (4)

The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses a live rattlesnake.

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