Jokes - Chuck Norris


 


Chuck Norris · Trees · Autumns · Gravity
tree.springBefore science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
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Chuck Norris · Infinity · Counting · Twice
civil servant,sleepingChuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris · Oxford · Spelling · Words
Chuck Norris does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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Chuck Norris · Showers · Blood · Bloodbaths
Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.
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Chuck Norris · Mars · Life
Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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