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Chuck Norris · Babies · Apple Pie
baby,girlWhats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.
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Bombs · Chuck Norris · Harry S. Truman
Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris · Trademarks
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chickens · Chuck Norris · Roads
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris · Force
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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