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Chuck Norris
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People
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Disabled
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Funny
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris
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Chess
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Garry Kasparov
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
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Chuck Norris
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Pushups
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Earth
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Down
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Pushes
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
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Chuck Norris
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Deaths
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Dying
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Sights
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris
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Titanic
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Icebergs
The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.