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Chuck Norris · Doctors · Japanese
After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.

The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!
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Chuck Norris · Gods · Light · Please
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".
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Chuck Norris · Forces · Star Wars · Light Side
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris · Harry S. Truman · Atomic Bombs
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris · Successes · Succeeding
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
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