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Chuck Norris
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Autumn
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Trees
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
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Chuck Norris
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Death
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris
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Doctors
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Mistakes
After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.
The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!
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Chuck Norris
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Blood
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Bathing
Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris
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Bogeyman
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Closets
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.