Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.
The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.