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Chuck Norris
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Poker
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Uno
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Monopolies
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Cards
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
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Chuck Norris
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Bombs
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Military
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Iraq
The U.S Military has stopped dropping bombs in Iraq, and started dropping Chuck Norris, because he's cheaper and he does more damage.
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Chuck Norris
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Suns
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Fears
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Sunsets
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris
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Gods
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Flying
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Flies
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
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Chuck Norris
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Gods
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Believing
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Religions
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.