Jokes - Camels
Camel Jokes
Sister projects Crosswords Games More ... |  Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.Lady 1: "What's that?" Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Lady 1: "Where did you get it?" Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." 18 Comments · Single View  The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face." 3 Comments · Single View |