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What happened when the gay
guy put a nicotine patch on his dick
He went down to two butts a day.
is so fat
, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
There was a blonde
driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
Costa: "Did you ever fuck your girlfriend in the other hole?"
Spiros: "You are fuckin mad. I don’t want to make her pregnant