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What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

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Yo momma is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

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Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they are born?

To knock the penises off the smart ones.

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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

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Two Greeks chat.

Costa: "Did you ever fuck your girlfriend in the other hole?"

Spiros: "You are fuckin mad. I don’t want to make her pregnant!"

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