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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

16     prisoner jokes


What do you call a positively charged pussy-cat?

A CATion.

19     cat jokes


A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

37     death jokes


What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

22     chair jokes


Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

28     man jokes






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