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Top 100 Jokes about Calls


What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

16     Prisoner Jokes

What do you call a positively charged pussy-cat?

A CATion.

14     Cat Jokes

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

33     Death Jokes

What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

23     Chair Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

22     Sheep Jokes

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