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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A frostbite.


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Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.

"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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