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Vampires
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Blood
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Bars
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Bartenders
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Plasmas
Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.
"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
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Vampires
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Snowmen
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Frostbite
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite.
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Lawyers
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Vampires
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Blood
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Differences
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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