20 jokes about vaginas
A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her: "My, what a big vagina! ... My, what a big vagina!"46 → Joke
The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed. Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately: "Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!"
"I'm very sorry," replied the doctor, "please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it ONCE Once once ..."
A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?101 → Joke
Mum says:"That's my sponge.
The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."
A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?82 → Joke
Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"
A man stands in front of the mirror and says to his wife: "Everytime I look at myself, I get a hard-on!"42 → Joke
Wife replies: "That's because you look like a cunt!"
Why do men fart louder than women?47 → Joke
Because they have a microphone and two speakers.
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