A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.
He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?" The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her so good-looking?" "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her such a good cook?" "So you could love her, my son."
The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.
What do men and beer have in common?
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?