Watching jokes

Watching - 16 jokes


The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

11     stupidity jokes

Why are guys like lava lamps?

They're fun to watch, but not very bright!

3     guy jokes

What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.

4     jeweller jokes

What TV station do bees watch?

Bee Bee C!

0     bee jokes

Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" she asked.

"Why, God tells me."

"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

46     God jokes

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