44 jokes about drives
34 woman jokes
Why shouldn't women
be able to drive?
There are no roads
from the bedroom
to the kitchen!
33 driving jokes
Do you ever notice that when you're driving
, anyone going slower than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac
27 golf jokes
Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President
Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?
O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker
, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
47 tit jokes
says to his wife: "If you had bigger tit
’s, I’d get rid of the cow!"
Wife replies: "If you had a bigger cock
, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"
43 sex jokesNext page Jokes
A little boy
goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mum and I got together in a chat
room at Yahoo
. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:
"You've got Male!"