44 jokes about drives
30 woman jokes
Why shouldn't women
be able to drive?
There are no roads
from the bedroom
to the kitchen!
32 driving jokes
Do you ever notice that when you're driving
, anyone going slower than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac
28 golf jokes
Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President
Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?
O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker
, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
52 tit jokes
says to his wife: "If you had bigger tit
’s, I’d get rid of the cow!"
Wife replies: "If you had a bigger cock
, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"
48 taxi jokesNext page Jokes
A passenger taps a taxi
drivers on his shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.
"Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.
"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse
for 20 years."