Why shouldn't women be able to drive?35 Woman Jokes
There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?29 Driving Jokes
Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?24 Golf Jokes
O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
A farmer says to his wife: "If you had bigger tit’s, I’d get rid of the cow!"44 Tit Jokes
Wife replies: "If you had a bigger cock, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"38 Sex JokesNext page Jokes
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:
"You've got Male!"