Bomb Jokes

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

The U.S Military has stopped dropping bombs in Iraq, and started dropping Chuck Norris, because he's cheaper and he does more damage.

Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

Bomb Jokes

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Jokes - Bombs