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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.

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mastiffs

"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

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Proposal

Yo momma's so fat, she could end world hunger just by going on a diet!     ~ anonymous

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Proposal

Yo Momma's so stank that her Right Guard turned left, her Speed Stick slowed down, her Sure got confused and her Secret turned snitch!     ~ KP

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