Us - 797 jokes
33 → Joke
How many guns
do the US need to combat an enemy
Two: one to shoot
and one to sell him to shoot back.
94 → Joke
, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot
dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word
70 → Joke
"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy
and a cunt
?" a young son asks.
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
66 → Joke
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective
, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.
No fee, Chen Lee.
Chinese81 → Joke
: "Me not come to work, me sick."Boss
: "When I'm sick I have sex
with my wife
, try it."
Later chinese called back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"