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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
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"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
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Proposal
Yo momma's so fat, she could end world hunger just by going on a diet! ~ anonymous
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Proposal
Yo Momma's so stank that her Right Guard turned left, her Speed Stick slowed down, her Sure got confused and her Secret turned snitch! ~ KP
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