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    Managers · Meetings · Rules
    businessmanMeeting rules for managers:

    1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
    2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
    3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
    4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
    5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.
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    Teachers · Students · Meetings
    teacher:2The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

    After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

    After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
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    Military · Fitness · Meetings
    woman,kick bagTHIS HEADQUARTERS REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAM. Everyone here gets enough exercise:

    1) Jumping to conclusions.
    2) Flying off the handle.
    3) Carrying things too far.
    4) Dodging responsibilities and
    5) Pushing their luck.
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