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Mathematics
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Numbers
Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.
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Businessmen
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Mathematics
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Life
One attractive young businesswoman to another, over lunch:
My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
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Lines
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Mathematics
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Infinity
If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!
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Golf
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Caddies
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Mathematics
A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"
"10" said the caddy.
"Great, you'll do perfectly!"
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Vectors
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Scalars
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Directions
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Mathematics
The vector was walking down cartesian drive when he bumped into a confused Scalar.
The vector asked him what was wrong and he replied, "Help I have no direction."
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One attractive young businesswoman to another, over lunch: