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    Businessmen · Mathematics · Life
    businessmanOne attractive young businesswoman to another, over lunch:

    My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
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    Mathematics · Lines
    What did the circle say to the tangent line?

    "Stop touching me!"
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    Golf · Caddies · Mathematics
    A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

    "10" said the caddy.

    "Great, you'll do perfectly!"
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    Women · Men · Penis · Mathematics
    woman,weatherWhy are women so bad at mathematics?

    Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
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    Lines · Mathematics · Infinity
    If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!
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