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Mathematics · Numbers
Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.
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Businessmen · Mathematics · Life
businessmanOne attractive young businesswoman to another, over lunch:

My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
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Lines · Mathematics · Infinity
If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!
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Golf · Caddies · Mathematics
A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

"10" said the caddy.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"
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Vectors · Scalars · Directions · Mathematics
The vector was walking down cartesian drive when he bumped into a confused Scalar.

The vector asked him what was wrong and he replied, "Help I have no direction."
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