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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

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A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

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