One day, Little Susie
got her monthly bleeding
for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny
. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls
Attending a wedding
for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride
dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?"