Jokes - Carrots
Carrot Jokes
Sister projects Crosswords Games More ... |  A rabbit came into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller answered, "No!"The next day the rabbit came again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller replied "No!" Next day the rabbit came and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller shouted, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!" Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller answered, "No!" The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?" 4 Comments · Single View  A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly." 5 Comments · Single View |