37 jokes about care
3
mankind jokesThe
mother of a problem
child was advised by a
psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your
son. I suggest you take
tranquilizers regularly".
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes", the boy's mother answered.
"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Who cares?" the mother replied.
14
mother jokesYo
momma is so
stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
7
yo momma jokesA man is in
Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "
Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his cock in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
51
hospital jokesLittle
Johnny wasn't getting good marks in
school. One day he surprised the
teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better
grades, somebody is going to get a
spanking!"
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