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What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.


I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.


Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder.


Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.


If men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.





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