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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

36     Blonde Jokes


If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

8     Violist Jokes


The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...

1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.

44     Sex Jokes


What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

22     Blonde Jokes


A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says: "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says: "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says: "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

18     Penis Jokes






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