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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

44     blonde jokes


If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

8     soprano jokes


The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...

1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.

53     sex jokes


What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

22     blonde jokes


A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then, finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a pleasant smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather At the River.'"

39     preacher jokes






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