Jokes - Elections


 


Fairy Tales · Politics · Elections
politician"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
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Florida · Elections · Boats · Votes
civil servant,sleepingWhy are all the unemployed in Palm Beach County, Florida sitting on the dock?

An elections official said he needed help to count votes, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats!
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