An Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.
In Computer Heaven:
The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell:
The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they will each get a wish.
The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island.
The second man wishes he was 50% smarter, then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island.
The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.