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    Speaking of airports in Germany, the one servicing the Hamburg area is known to be staffed by a rather snooty ground control crew. They expect you to know exactly where to go and what to do, which may lead to frustration on the part of aircraft captains new to the route. This is the account of one such flight in particular, concerning a senior captain ...

    "Tower, British Airways one-seven, completed rollout, awaiting further instructions."

    "British Airways one-seven, this is Hamburg ground, clear to taxi to Gate Seven."

    "Roger, Hamburg ground, request directions to Gate Seven."

    "British Airways one-seven, have you never been to Hamburg before?"

    "Yes, a number of times, Hamburg ground, in 1944, but we did not stop!"
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