Lemon Jokes
Top Jokes about Lemons

Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?"

Mum: "No it doesn't my son."

Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed ..."

Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.