How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares? They're in the dark if they change the bulb or not.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight ... not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.
What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark!
Yo momma is so dark, that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.