You jokes

You - 911 jokes


Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck ... it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.

The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm ... green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound ... might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.

A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck."

19     → Joke

Do you know what the death rate around here is?

One per person.

29     → Joke

Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?

Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.

24     → Joke

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

10     → Joke

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

10     → Joke

Jokes related to you jokes

Next page   Back to home