Peeing | Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants? They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound. 3 Comments · Single View This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee. 7 Comments · Single View |