113 jokes about hands
61 man jokes
Why do men
ask for a woman
's hand in marriage
Because they are tired of using their own.
28 urinal jokes
Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal
The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ... clear up to his elbows ... He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented: "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."
The second man finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented: "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The third man zipped up and as he was walking out the door he had a smirk on his face and said: "I don't know about you guys, but where I went to college
, they taught us not to piss
on our hands."
51 penis jokes
as I was buttoning my shirt, a button
fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle
fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee
Teacher4 Little Johnny jokes
: "If I had seven oranges
in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?"
: "Big hands!"
4 tampon jokesNext page Jokeshand sayings
"I'd like to buy some gloves
for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs some tampons