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    Funerals · Grandma's · Dying · Strudel
    An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man is in a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven! I smell your grandmother's strudel!"

    "No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now."

    "I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a piece?", the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.

    One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed.

    "Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively queries.

    "I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the funeral."
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