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How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?

Shoot one.Share



How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.Share



At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"Share



You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.Share



How do you save a drowning lawyer?

1. Take your foot off his head.

2. Shoot him before he hits the water.Share






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