A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents: "How was I born?"
His mother awkwardly answers: "The stork brought you."
"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
My childbirth instructor says it's not pain that I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.