The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
1. You have a hole in your head. 2. Your best friend is a cunt. 3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole. 4. Every time you get excited you throw up. 5. You always are wearing a collar.