"Don't forget you are what you eat."7 Eating Jokes
"I need to eat a skinny person."
What did the confused bee say?5 Bee Jokes
To bee or not to bee!
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.42 Government Jokes
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...42 Sex Jokes
1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?38 School Jokes
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!"