Jokes - Barkeepers
Barkeeper Jokes
Sister projects Crosswords Games More ... |  A guy walks into a bar.Guy: "Hey, barkeeper, give me a beer." Barkeeper: "Tell you what, if you can make that horse out there laugh, I will give you a free beer and $500." So the guy walks outside and whispers to the horse. The horse laughs. The guy walks back in. Guy: "Where's my $500 and free beer?" Barkeeper: "Alright, double or nothing says you can't make that horse cry." The guy walks outside again. The barkeep chuckles to himself as he's cleaning a glass and misses what the guy does, but he hears the horse crying. The guy comes back in. Guy: "Alright, where's my $1000 and two free beers?" Barkeeper: "What did you say to make the horse laugh?" Guy : "I told him I have a bigger penis than him." Barkeeper: "What did you do to make him cry?" Guy: "I showed him." 6 Comments · Single View |