Teacher: "What is an island?"
Little Johnny: "A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side."
Teacher: "On one side?"
Little Johnny: "Yes, on top!"
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To get to the other side!
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.